hovertap to inspect · 3DPNEE ShotgunBUY ›
Ten pellets of pure PNEE.
A sawed-off that sprays ten pellets of PNEE per pull. Close range only. Recommended by four out of five maximalists who were standing too close.
- RATE
- 2/s
- PELLETS
- 10
- SPREAD
- wide
Q BRANCH · TOKENBLASTER.LOL< TokenBlaster.lol
1SAT ORDNANCE_
Weapons you actually own.
Every gun is a real 1Sat ordinal inscription in your wallet. Own it and it unlocks in Double-O Satoshi and the Arena. Sell it, send it, trade it on any 1Sat marketplace: it's yours, not a row in our database.
01 · INSCRIBED
Each weapon is a 1Sat ordinal: the art and the stats are inscribed on Bitcoin SV, in a 1-sat output locked to your key.
02 · UNLOCKED
Hold it and it unlocks in Double-O Satoshi (Q Branch) and the Arena gun picker. No account, no login: your wallet is the proof.
03 · TRADEABLE
List it, sell it or gift it on any 1Sat marketplace. When it leaves your wallet, it leaves your loadout.
The catalogue
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hovertap to inspect · 3DKWEG Grenade LauncherBUY ›
Patent pending. Patent denied.
Professor Kweg's quad-barrel lobber. Fires six fat plasma rounds that land somewhere near the target, like a pachyderm submarine parking.
- RATE
- 2/s
- PELLETS
- 6
- SPREAD
- wide
hovertap to inspect · 3DLaser-Eye RifleBUY ›
Zero spread. Zero chill.
Mount your laser eyes on a stock. Perfectly accurate, painfully red, and somehow still bullish while you reload.
- RATE
- 11/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- pin
hovertap to inspect · 3DMempool MiniGunBUY ›
45 shots a second, all unconfirmed.
Spins up faster than a fee spike. Every barrel is a different node with a different opinion about what you just fired.
- RATE
- 45/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- wide
hovertap to inspect · 3DSAFU BlasterBUY ›
Funds are safu. You are not.
Solid gold, boss drop, absurdly rare. Twin bolts at plasma speed. Said to have been confiscated from a custodian who swore everything was fine.
- RATE
- 22/s
- PELLETS
- 2
- SPREAD
- tight
hovertap to inspect · 3DSat StackerBUY ›
Stack sats. Stack bodies.
A plasma MG that never sells. Holds the trigger through every dip and every top.
- RATE
- 17/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- tight
hovertap to inspect · 3DDust SweeperBUY ›
Cleans up every last satoshi.
Sawed-off tuned for consolidating dust. Eight pellets, one UTXO at the end.
- RATE
- 2/s
- PELLETS
- 8
- SPREAD
- wide
hovertap to inspect · 3DOP_RETURNBUY ›
Data goes in. Nothing comes back.
Provably unspendable rounds. Whatever it hits is written on chain forever.
- RATE
- 14/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- tight
hovertap to inspect · 3DnLockTimeBUY ›
Fires when it feels like it.
Every round is time-locked to the next block. Slow, steady, final.
- RATE
- 3/s
- PELLETS
- 4
- SPREAD
- tight
hovertap to inspect · 3DP2PKH PistoleroBUY ›
Pay to public key hash. Or else.
The standard issue. Everyone has one, and it always works.
- RATE
- 13/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- tight
hovertap to inspect · 3DUTXO ThumperBUY ›
One input, many outputs.
Splits every shell into a spray of fresh outputs. Wallets hate it.
- RATE
- 2/s
- PELLETS
- 12
- SPREAD
- wide
hovertap to inspect · 3DMerkle MaulerBUY ›
Proof of hit.
Four bolts hashed in pairs until only one answer is left: you lose.
- RATE
- 5/s
- PELLETS
- 4
- SPREAD
- tight
hovertap to inspect · 3DSchema SniperBUY ›
One shot. Properly formatted.
Tight as a MAP key. Barely any spread, all the metadata.
- RATE
- 7/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- pin
hovertap to inspect · 3DBlock RewardBUY ›
Halving every few seasons.
Belt-fed and generous, for now. Fire rate halves when the sequel comes out.
- RATE
- 33/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- tight
hovertap to inspect · 3DTeranode CannonBUY ›
A million rounds a second. Allegedly.
Horizontally scaled quad plasma. The benchmarks are incredible.
- RATE
- 9/s
- PELLETS
- 4
- SPREAD
- tight
hovertap to inspect · 3DDouble SpendBUY ›
Fires twice. Only one counts.
Two pellets leave, the miners pick one. The other was never there.
- RATE
- 4/s
- PELLETS
- 2
- SPREAD
- tight
hovertap to inspect · 3DFee SpikeBUY ›
Priced out? Not you.
Fires faster the busier the chain gets. On BSV that just means very fast.
- RATE
- 38/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- wide
hovertap to inspect · 3DHashpower HowitzerBUY ›
51% of the room. Every time.
Six barrels of raw SHA-256. Rewrites whatever history you were having.
- RATE
- 3/s
- PELLETS
- 6
- SPREAD
- wide
hovertap to inspect · 3DGenesis BlasterBUY ›
The Times 03/Jan/2009.
Restored to the original protocol. Plasma rounds etched with a headline about banks.
- RATE
- 25/s
- PELLETS
- 2
- SPREAD
- tight
hovertap to inspect · 3DPeer-to-Peer CannonBUY ›
Cash, electronic, aimed.
Section five of the whitepaper, in shotgun form. Nodes accept it by working on extending it.
- RATE
- 3/s
- PELLETS
- 14
- SPREAD
- wide
hovertap to inspect · 3DSatoshi's SidearmBUY ›
Nobody knows who carried it.
Untouched since 2010. Every bolt is signed with a key nobody has ever moved.
- RATE
- 29/s
- PELLETS
- 2
- SPREAD
- pin
hovertap to inspect · 3DBIG BLOCKERBUY ›
Unbounded.
A minigun with no block size limit. It does not stop. It does not cap. It scales.
- RATE
- 63/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- tight
Your arsenal
Connect your wallet to see which ordnance you hold. Nothing is signed: we only read what the wallet (and the 1Sat index) says you own.
Owned weapons appear unlocked in Double-O Satoshi (Q Branch) and the Arena gun picker.
> Double-O Satoshi · Q Branch
The spy shooter. Owned ordnance shows up in Q Branch on the mission menu: pick it and Kweg carries it into the field.
> Arena
The DOOM-style maze. Owned ordnance joins the gun picker next to the stock guns, with its own stats.
FAQ
What is 1Sat Ordnance?
A collection of game weapons minted as 1Sat Ordinals on Bitcoin SV. Each gun is an inscription: the art and its metadata live on chain, in a 1-satoshi output that only your key can spend.
How does a gun unlock in the games?
Connect your wallet in Double-O Satoshi or the Arena. We read the ordinals your wallet holds (from the wallet itself and the GorillaPool 1Sat index). If one of them is an Ordnance inscription, that gun appears unlocked in the weapon picker. Sell or send it and it locks again.
Can I trade them?
Yes. They are standard 1Sat ordinals, so any 1Sat marketplace or wallet that shows ordinals can list, buy and send them. Nobody needs our permission, including us.
What does it cost?
Each weapon has a price by rarity, shown in the store. You pay it and the network fee in one transaction from your own wallet, which inscribes the gun straight to you. Transfers and in-game shots are real transactions too and pay their fee.
How do I get one?
Open the store, connect your wallet and press BUY. Your wallet shows the transaction (the inscription to you plus the price to TokenBlaster) and you approve it there. Once it is indexed the gun unlocks.
Does the gun change the stats?
Yes. Each weapon has its own rate of fire, pellets, spread and bolt colour, used by the Arena and (for rate of fire and the model) Double-O Satoshi.
Weapon models: CC BY 4.0 from Sketchfab by Ashe52, TastyTony, Pepego, johanpindeville, alcorerain, pasquill, Zverev, irons, valterjherson1, Waseem963 and Bl4ckGh0st (recoloured). Full list in docs/ordnance-models.md on GitHub.