hovertap to inspect · 3D> BIG BLOCKERed. 21
Unbounded.
A minigun with no block size limit. It does not stop. It does not cap. It scales.
Fires $9MM · get ammo
- RATE
- 63/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- tight
1 BSV
+ network fee
Q BRANCH · QUARTERMASTER< 1Sat Ordnance
ORDNANCE STORE_
Draw your weapon, soldier. Every gun is issued as a 1Sat ordinal inscribed straight into your wallet, in one transaction your wallet shows you first: the inscription to you, the price to TokenBlaster, the network fee to the miners. Hold it and it unlocks in Double-O Satoshi and the Arena.
In LIVE play each gun fires its own ammo token. Get ammo ›
hovertap to inspect · 3D
hovertap to inspect · 3D> SAFU Blastered. 21
Funds are safu. You are not.
Solid gold, boss drop, absurdly rare. Twin bolts at plasma speed. Said to have been confiscated from a custodian who swore everything was fine.
Fires $CELLS · get ammo
- RATE
- 22/s
- PELLETS
- 2
- SPREAD
- tight
1 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Satoshi's Sidearmed. 21
Nobody knows who carried it.
Untouched since 2010. Every bolt is signed with a key nobody has ever moved.
Fires $9MM · get ammo
- RATE
- 29/s
- PELLETS
- 2
- SPREAD
- pin
1 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Fee Spikeed. 60
Priced out? Not you.
Fires faster the busier the chain gets. On BSV that just means very fast.
Fires $9MM · get ammo
- RATE
- 38/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- wide
0.25 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Genesis Blastered. 40
The Times 03/Jan/2009.
Restored to the original protocol. Plasma rounds etched with a headline about banks.
Fires $CELLS · get ammo
- RATE
- 25/s
- PELLETS
- 2
- SPREAD
- tight
0.25 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Hashpower Howitzered. 50
51% of the room. Every time.
Six barrels of raw SHA-256. Rewrites whatever history you were having.
Fires $RPG · get ammo
- RATE
- 3/s
- PELLETS
- 6
- SPREAD
- wide
0.25 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Mempool MiniGuned. 50
45 shots a second, all unconfirmed.
Spins up faster than a fee spike. Every barrel is a different node with a different opinion about what you just fired.
Fires $9MM · get ammo
- RATE
- 45/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- wide
0.25 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Peer-to-Peer Cannoned. 40
Cash, electronic, aimed.
Section five of the whitepaper, in shotgun form. Nodes accept it by working on extending it.
Fires $SHELLS · get ammo
- RATE
- 3/s
- PELLETS
- 14
- SPREAD
- wide
0.25 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Block Rewarded. 100
Halving every few seasons.
Belt-fed and generous, for now. Fire rate halves when the sequel comes out.
Fires $9MM · get ammo
- RATE
- 33/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- tight
0.05 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Double Spended. 100
Fires twice. Only one counts.
Two pellets leave, the miners pick one. The other was never there.
Fires $SHELLS · get ammo
- RATE
- 4/s
- PELLETS
- 2
- SPREAD
- tight
0.05 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> KWEG Grenade Launchered. 100
Patent pending. Patent denied.
Professor Kweg's quad-barrel lobber. Fires six fat plasma rounds that land somewhere near the target, like a pachyderm submarine parking.
Fires $NADES · get ammo
- RATE
- 2/s
- PELLETS
- 6
- SPREAD
- wide
0.05 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Laser-Eye Rifleed. 100
Zero spread. Zero chill.
Mount your laser eyes on a stock. Perfectly accurate, painfully red, and somehow still bullish while you reload.
Fires $BEAM · get ammo
- RATE
- 11/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- pin
0.05 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Merkle Maulered. 120
Proof of hit.
Four bolts hashed in pairs until only one answer is left: you lose.
Fires $9MM · get ammo
- RATE
- 5/s
- PELLETS
- 4
- SPREAD
- tight
0.05 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Schema Snipered. 120
One shot. Properly formatted.
Tight as a MAP key. Barely any spread, all the metadata.
Fires $BEAM · get ammo
- RATE
- 7/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- pin
0.05 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Teranode Cannoned. 100
A million rounds a second. Allegedly.
Horizontally scaled quad plasma. The benchmarks are incredible.
Fires $CELLS · get ammo
- RATE
- 9/s
- PELLETS
- 4
- SPREAD
- tight
0.05 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Dust Sweepered. 300
Cleans up every last satoshi.
Sawed-off tuned for consolidating dust. Eight pellets, one UTXO at the end.
Fires $SHELLS · get ammo
- RATE
- 2/s
- PELLETS
- 8
- SPREAD
- wide
0.01 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> nLockTimeed. 250
Fires when it feels like it.
Every round is time-locked to the next block. Slow, steady, final.
Fires $9MM · get ammo
- RATE
- 3/s
- PELLETS
- 4
- SPREAD
- tight
0.01 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> OP_RETURNed. 300
Data goes in. Nothing comes back.
Provably unspendable rounds. Whatever it hits is written on chain forever.
Fires $9MM · get ammo
- RATE
- 14/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- tight
0.01 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> P2PKH Pistoleroed. 400
Pay to public key hash. Or else.
The standard issue. Everyone has one, and it always works.
Fires $9MM · get ammo
- RATE
- 13/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- tight
0.01 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> PNEE Shotguned. 210
Ten pellets of pure PNEE.
A sawed-off that sprays ten pellets of PNEE per pull. Close range only. Recommended by four out of five maximalists who were standing too close.
Fires $PNEE (real token) · get ammo
- RATE
- 2/s
- PELLETS
- 10
- SPREAD
- wide
0.01 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> Sat Stackered. 300
Stack sats. Stack bodies.
A plasma MG that never sells. Holds the trigger through every dip and every top.
Fires $9MM · get ammo
- RATE
- 17/s
- PELLETS
- 1
- SPREAD
- tight
0.01 BSV
+ network fee
hovertap to inspect · 3D> UTXO Thumpered. 250
One input, many outputs.
Splits every shell into a spray of fresh outputs. Wallets hate it.
Fires $SHELLS · get ammo
- RATE
- 2/s
- PELLETS
- 12
- SPREAD
- wide
0.01 BSV
+ network fee
Weapon models: CC BY 4.0 from Sketchfab by Ashe52, TastyTony, Pepego, johanpindeville, alcorerain, pasquill, Zverev, irons, valterjherson1, Waseem963 and Bl4ckGh0st (recoloured). Full list in docs/ordnance-models.md on GitHub.